For dating my daughter

01 Mar

When you get to know our daughter, you’ll get to know us too. So be sure you’re comfortable with me seeing what you’re sending. I will ask you a lot of questions and make sure you know that I know how special my daughter is. No, I’m not going to be nosey, rude or obsessive about it But, if my daughter’s phone just happens to be laying on the table, and I see she’s gotten a text, I might take a look at it.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

Marine, gathered these rules together from around the Web, updated them a bit and sent them to me. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.

Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

And I know my daughter would be better off as well!

If you are interested in getting the shirt that these rules was turned into, please go to hit “shop the MFD store” In all seriousness (not that those are not serious) I wonder what rules you have in place for your daughter?